English since a long time....

By Assoc. Prof. John Whalen-Bridge, as he stopped by the Hons Room 10 mins ago while on his way to the lift lobby:

(With phone in hand) "Does anyone knows what a smart phone is?"

(6 blank stares directed at him)

"A smart phone is a phone that makes you look stupid. I guess, since you all aren't stupid, you won't have a smart phone." (Walks away)

One of the many 'moments of the day.' What a way to round up the last few hours before ISM submission.

Go, go, go, the Penultimate march, with Gender to go...........

Signing off................. No smart phones for me.............
RC