Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Integrated Resorts

Just one thing: Creating jobs...

That means some Tertiary institution is gonna have a cert/dip/degree/masters/PhD in gambling? Imagine: NUS, Faculty/Schooll of Gambling

Yearly Population: 20000 (thereby making it the largest Fac/Sch anywhere in the island)
Courses avaliable: B.A in Throwing Dice/Shuffling/Card Dealing; more courses as the Gambling facilities' demands rise.
Introductory Modules: DT1101E-Throwing Die 1 (a.k.a how to throw one die). DT2102-Throwing Dice (how to throw 2 or more dice, up to 3 dice), etc....

Signing off......... I want to switch faculty/get another major already......
RC

2 comments:

  1. DD1001 - Intro to DaiDee

    HEHEHEHE

    BDG1001 - Intro to Bridge

    HAHAHAHA

    BNL1001 - Intro to Ban Lat!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  2. wahahahhaa cool! i also wan take! got future!! super bright til cannot see arh!! bwahahahhaha

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